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The bartender lays them out and the man takes all 10 shots back to back. What do we call a deer without eyes.

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Names Two blondes were walking in the park.

. What did one eye say to the other. When the one-eyed pirate captain orders something to his crew they say Eye eye sir. Eyes are undoubtedly the. The Best 2 Eyedeer Jokes.

Every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye. Following is our collection of funny Eyedeer jokes. He couldnt afford a glass eye so he had one made out of wood. A Chinese Man goes to the eye doctor.

He reflexively grabs and. Best Eye Puns 1. The Cross eyed Cow. There are several hilarious eye jokes and vision jokes about how.

There was a poor kid in Highschool who only had one eye. What do you call a kid with one eye and a pirates leg. In shock the bartender. Einstein Newton and.

Look at that puppy with only one eye So the other blonde covers an eye with her hand and says Where upvote. One Eye Jokes Two blondes were walking in the park. One eye Jokes Blond Jokes Two blondes are walking down the road when one says Look at that dog with one eye The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says Where Dinosaur Puns. Because of the eye.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. Between you and me something smells. He has been checking her out all night but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. The phone wears a pair of glasses because it has just lost all of its contact.

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There are some eyedeer ocular jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. You hear the one about the one eyed prostitute who had and extra foot and only her bottom teeth Blind Guy 2. One day a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. Iris my case said the eye medic to the judge when he was asked to testify in court.

Between you and I something smells. Where did you see that Me. The wooden eye looked terrible and he was very self-conscious. One blonde says Aw.

You have a cataract and the Chinese guy says No I. I saw that one Dad. One of the funniest eye jokes is rooted in the joke about mom being able to find things that no one else in the family can. Was it in 3D Me.

What did one eye say to the other. A guy walks into the bar and looks the bartender in the eye and says I need 10 shots. A Chinese guy goes to an eye doctor and the doctor says I know why youve been having trouble. Top 10 Funniest One Eye Jokes and Puns As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Yknow one would have been enough.

Pirate Bay doesnt have any movies in 3D Dad. Once there was a one eyed man who walked in to a pet shop He said Hi Id like to buy that parrot The clerk said I think that the bird will make fun of your one eye The guy laughingly says I. Come on buddy you really think that ones any good. No eye deer.

1 Eye Jokes Jesus walks into a bar and says who will buy me a beer the guy with the 1 eye walks over and buys him a beerJesus raises his hand and touches the guys eye healing it instantly. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to.